Mate, that first hit was detrimental, probably the first one was enough to killed him. We're strong and weak at the same time. I'm a really paranoid person, I don't trust in a lot of people. In the UK I'm allowed to wear a stab proof vest, I paid nearly £200 for it, but is a low profile one. I can't carry nothing for self defence sadly, but I sleep with a bolo machete next to me. @Dobryy69 is better safe than sorry, also don't underestimate the power of a powerful flashlight or torch, I've 5 flashlights 2 floods and 3 spotters. Call me crazy but, I've a riot shield for home defence.

I don't think you're crazy at all, regular people who don't know what real violence is would tho, I've never thought of a flashlight thanks for mentioning it, considering you're in the UK only a fool wouldn't take those measures, there are knifes or sharp objects made of G10 undetectable by metal detectors that are small easy to carry and draw that you can get, like a G10 push dagger. there's a book "100 deadly skills" by Clint Emerson it teaches how to conceal carry weapons make them, avoiding and escaping dangerous situations, great stuff.

LOL I was attacked by my ex, while I was sleeping. Bitch her excuse was 'But I was sleep walking, I swear'.  Anyway, yeah people only understand violence after violence most of the time. The good thing about a bed room is that it is in the house, so you can have every legal object used for sports or construction, cleaning etc. Baseball bat, walking cane, (antique) swords, camping knives, kitchen knives, meat cleaver. Hammer. Axe. A sock with a lead ball. A chain with a heavy lock.     The good thing about blades and blunt objects is they never jam and they never run out of bullets

And always motion detector flood lights... Some folks even have those in the house too, not only outside. If you have them with solar power or battery they also run during any grid down event

Yes mate, London is a war zone when I'm going out to buy groceries, I'm always on edge because people don't give a fuck about nothing, they're going to fuck you up at the slightest chance, any big city is like this.
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I'll check out that book, thanks for the tip.
The problem with anything sharp in here, outside the house are the pigs, the law will fuck you up big time, 7 years in jail motherfuker.
I'm always practicing jab and cross plus kick, creating muscle's memory

@SumsoftheirpartsSOTP the bitch hit you? Stab you? Or what? What a cunt jajajaj. The problem with knifes for me, is they're to short and somebody can snatch it from my hand, i attached my machete to my wrist with some paracord, I paid like £20 for a riot helmet with plastic visor, I've to defend my wife she is I'll and I'm by my self. An axe is a good idea, I'll check out the moraknick or mora axes, I've some mora knives really good quality, I'm a Chef i know how to use knives. Thanks for the tips on the motion lights inside the flat, I'll give it a try. I'm in to Preparedness not hardcore but I've some stuff, the British got a nasty enemy call Russia, and those bastards got a lot of nukes. Russians came here poisoned people and left.

when I was asleep she started jumping in my belly and crotch, the Lord (LOL) sent me a wake up call that morning I guess. // SO true of course all the tactical stuff and good equalizer weapons are a no go for you in UK, legally and same for sharp or blunt objects out of the house.     Yes you would prefer distance etc. // I have received and given flashlight beam in darkness       completely blinding for a little while and desorienting. It is nice to have options from non leathal to more damaging and from intimidating visually to sneaky no one sees it coming (as self defense) // A usb charged battery floodlight, a cheap but nice one (looks like and is construction and diy tool), you can place that behind any window         and light up and 'partially blind' for a while>> for example your garden or porch if shit is happening or if you heard something and want to make it unattractive to enter.      Also you can experiment with extreme loud noise shrill/electronic horn/alarm             sometimes an inpersonal noise is better than your voice, and it can keep going very loudly, wake up and alert the whole block....

also 'alarm pistols' which only produce a bang noise, can have multiple uses and reasons. They can be used and sold by dog training companies for hunting training, they can have similar one as starter pistols.                       it might help draw attention to a situation  because it sounds like gun shots...              other people will fpor sure call the cops if they hear that in the neighbourhood at night

Are you a sleepwalker?
Are you telling me that cunt was stumping you all over your dick, jajajjaja I don't laughing at you, but that scene on my head it's funny, what a bitch. An injury on your dick can left you sterile. A cousin of mine is sterile because of an injury to his dick while riding a bike.

Yes, the UK is very strict about any self defence weapon, and sadly I've to obey.
My most powerful flashlight can reach over 700 metres, giving me a good enough time to get the fuck out of the danger zone, It's better to say "here he ran" than "here he died".
I've kevlar gloves, capable of grabbing a knife without danger, they're always on my rucksack, a whistle sounds silly but attackers doesn't like loud victims and a powerful flashlight from Sofirn.

Thanks for the tip mate, I've one alarm wedge to put under the door, pretty fuking loud, at the slightest touch it goes off.

@SumsoftheirpartsSOTP here anything that resembles a gun is a no no for the police, for example my Paintball markers, I play speedball or hyperball the meaning is, my marker looks like space guns from StarWar, but I've to pay for a licence and do questionnaire and test to buy them, I can't used them outside the paintball field neither any of my neighbours can see it. I can't hunt, I used to love hunting pheasants with air rifles, in the UK the police will fuk me up big time, if they see me with an air rifle outside.

I remember this fucking freak he was on tosh.o lol

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