Where did you go? How do you edit my fucking video tags.... that's gotta be a crime or something

Congratulations! you've reduced your entire worldview to men's dicks and women's vaginas. Must be nice having the brain capacity of a squirrel. Haha!!

Women have easy lives compared to men. I've done more than enough research to conclude that all bitches need to do is just flex their ass and smooth creamy vagina in a bathing suit/bikini and generate hundreds of thousands of views and make thousands of dollars a day. It's that simple.

Every useless low-life man out there will fuck a whore with flat chest and small ass, zero percent of skanks want a man with a small dick.

Like honestly just wear a Japanese swimsuit and just make those poses and get simps on you, what are you even fucking waiting for, huh?!

Oi God damnit.

Nice song haha

And "avarage soccer mom" c'mon?
Probably said by a random shit-skin in America

Father of lies
Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat

I'm going to fuck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum till I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class

Sacred cum blade
A fuckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust

Stealing donations from the Cum-Czar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice
Fuck everyone named Alex

David Hayter
Cum Crusader
The Holy Cum Wars
Razor-blade Masturbator
Margret Thatcher
The Cum Snatcher
Father drowned

Going down on the cum clown
Prolapse pounding
Toothpick sounding
Cum baking

My nipple-pussy is aching
Cum fooler
Semen drooler
Forbidden cum-spice
Your shit-box looks nice!
Life is a cage, and death is the key

All your cum are belong to me
Normalize crying over spilt cum
Making cum-angels with my son
I fucked a fairy in half
How many holes does a human have?

My butt and cunny are in agony
Castration in the sky
Your penis will fly
Scrotal chambers
Semen sailors
Mommy's cum tax

Grind my balls on an axe!
Cum-scented candle
Cum-broiled eggs
Cum-Christ consciousness
Third-eye, cum spy
Cum-scrote sailboat
Semen speed racer
Off-road cum chode

My uterus came out!
Cum treasurer
Dick measurer
Irresponsible Manager of Cum
A cum-slave, back from the grave
The price for breaking a cum-oath
James Hector

Cum key-lector (or collector, vote in comments)
I tripped in the cum-keeper's crypt
Cum feeder
Moist meter
Sans Undertale, the cum reaper

Fucking a skeleton, right in the pussy
The Dark Souls of cum
Cum-framed, and cum-blamed
Cum-drowning awareness day
Brewing cum-fuel after school

Your nipples are crunchy
The tragic cum-sponge
Your cum is fading
Sweep up the cum flakes, Joan

(not really)

Fair enough. My mind is at rest.

It was platinum when I was a kid then it became light blonde, sorry I didn't bless your eyes with a photo of my face hehe ;)

Is it fully blonde? Some "people" with light brown hair will count it as blond only because it begins to look yellowish upon being illuminated by 200,00 lux of light. Scandinavians often have a higher standard as to what counts as blond but I still want to ask. I was a blond preschooler but now it's all dark brown.
Anyway, here's an image of what you *might* look like.

This image encompasses your luscious blonde hair, a visible nerdiness in accordance to your dexterous use of computers, all with the rebelliousness of being a gore enjoyer. I can then, with your consent, generate a new diametrically different image and ask you where your real appearance lies in between the two photos. I will prompt AI to make a third image accordingly and continue this iterative process until I have a probability density function (PDF) quantifying the Seppukiness of faces along a continuous gradient. This PDF will let me reproduce your face with great accuracy, since YOU'RE A NARCISSISTIC BITCH WHO WON'T PLEASE US WITH A PHOTO OF HER REAL ASS BEAITUFL FACE sorry.

Yup :)